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Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

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My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

11 Funny backwards quotes

Funny backwards quotes 🤪 flip your perspective and tickle your brain with a quirky twist! 🔄 Whether you’re decoding clever wordplay or just in need of a good laugh 😂, these witty reversals bring a fresh, unexpected vibe to your day. Perfect for sparking smiles 😄 and sharing some playful fun with friends! Ready to see language in a whole new way? Let’s dive into the world of backwards brilliance! 🌀✨

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I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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90 shares on Pinterest this month:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

64 shares on WeChat this month:

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

97 shares on Discord this month:

Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

84 shares on TikTok this month:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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All quiet on the frontal lobe.

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If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Just landed via Discord:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Shared recently on X:

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Just shared via Telegram:

I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Trending via Discord:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

Just landed via Threads:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Just shared via X:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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