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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.
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Jan 27, 2025
It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.
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Jan 27, 2025
Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.
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Jan 26, 2025