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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

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I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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I drive like I’m immortal.

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How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

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My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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