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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

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“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Reported on Twitch:

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Making waves on Slack:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Spotted on Slack:

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Going viral on Discord:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Breaking via Telegram:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Going viral on Twitch:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Going viral on Messenger:

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Just landed via TikTok:

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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