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Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,440

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Making waves on Telegram:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Seen just now on Twitch:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I need money, not feelings.

Making waves on Twitch:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Going viral on YouTube:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Trending via WeChat:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

Just shared via Facebook:

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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Social Media Stars ⭐

77 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

25 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

18 shares on Slack this month:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

26 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

85 shares on Slack this month:

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

A real smartphone would cut you off.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

79 shares on Discord this month:

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,324

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on TikTok:

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Breaking via YouTube:

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Going viral on Instagram:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

Trending via Facebook:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Just landed via X:

I hate finishing a series that I enjoyed, because what now?

Trending via WhatsApp:

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

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