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When I tell a joke that doesnโ€™t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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Dogs canโ€™t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, thatโ€™s why trolling them is so vital.

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something Iโ€™ll never stop doing.

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesnโ€™t explode.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

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I wonโ€™t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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Judging by the hair on my couch, Iโ€™m surprised I have any cat left at all.

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? Iโ€™m not even going anywhere.

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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Now that Iโ€™m in my mid-forties, I think Iโ€™ll take up parkour.

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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I donโ€™t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

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