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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

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Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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Be nice today, the world is on fire.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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Live now on Reddit:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Reported on Messenger:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

Live now on WhatsApp:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Just shared via YouTube:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Spotted on Twitch:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Just landed via Messenger:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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