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Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Dec 31, 2025

3,662

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Messenger:

No plans and no pants kind of day.

Trending via Messenger:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

Live now on TikTok:

Men are very good at being women lately.

Just landed via Instagram:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

Trending via Snapchat:

If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

Just shared via Reddit:

Weddings should have a worst man.

Funny beauty product quotes

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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69 shares on TikTok this month:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

80 shares on X this month:

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

87 shares on Slack this month:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,298

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Shared recently on WeChat:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

Trending via Facebook:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Going viral on Instagram:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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