Funny beaver quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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