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Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

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Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Spotted on Instagram:

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Breaking via WeChat:

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

Going viral on WeChat:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Making waves on Threads:

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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Funny beaver quotes

Funny beaver quotes 🦫 are the perfect way to add a splash of woodland whimsy to your day! These clever critters know how to work hard and keep things beaver-ly entertaining. Whether you’re feeling busy or just need a chuckle, beaver-inspired humor is sure to dam up your boredom and leave you grinning from ear to ear 😄🌲. Dive in for some pun-tastic fun!

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Spotted on WeChat:

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Just shared via Reddit:

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Live now on Slack:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

Live now on Snapchat:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Broadcasted on X:

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

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