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Funny beaver quotes

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say "screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here".

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025