Funny beaver quotes

• Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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  4 weeks ago

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• Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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  1 month ago

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• Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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  1 month ago

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• The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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  1 month ago

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• I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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  1 month ago

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• A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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  1 month ago

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