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Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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2394 added this month

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12,556

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15,236

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Just landed via TikTok:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Just shared via Threads:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Just shared via Discord:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Shared recently on Slack:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Shared recently on Slack:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Breaking via TikTok:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

Broadcasted on Threads:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Trending via Telegram:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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Funny benefits quotes

Funny benefits quotes bring a splash of humor to the often serious world of work perks and employee rewards 😄💼. They remind us that while benefits keep us motivated and secure, a good laugh makes the daily grind way more enjoyable 😂🎉. Whether you’re team coffee breaks ☕️ or unlimited snacks 🍕, these witty lines celebrate the perks that make work feel less like… work! Ready to smile and relate? Let’s dive in! 😎✨

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2 months ago
Share →: I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

Commentary:
"Finally achieving that 'friends with benefits' status without the awkward conversations! 😂👏 #LifeHack"
3 months ago
Share →: Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Commentary:
Wow, talk about a budget superhero—saving you from being productive, fit, and sane all at once! 😂🍃🤪💤
6 months ago
Share →: Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Commentary:
"Who needs casual hookups when you can secure a job instead? 😂👔 Let's just hope this 'Friendship with Benefits' doesn't come with awkward performance reviews! 🤞💼 #NetworkingStrategy"
6 months ago
Share →: Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Commentary:
"Who needs a significant other when you can have friends with muffin-tary benefits? 🧁🥐😄 Let them whisk away your problems with their yummy creations! #BakeItTilYouMakeIt"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on YouTube:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Shared recently on Slack:

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Going viral on Slack:

Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

Shared recently on TikTok:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

Just shared via WeChat:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Seen just now on TikTok:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Spotted on Twitch:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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