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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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Weirdos gonna weird.

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America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always β€œNever.”

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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