Funny bin quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe your clothes are just really good at social distancing and refuse to leave the house! 🧺🤷‍♂️ #LaundryWoes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Ah, the rebellious thrill of sharpening a pencil at the bin! It was our little act of defiance, our moment of clandestine coolness in the schoolyard. Who needs a cigarette break when you've got a freshly sharpened #2 pencil, right? Childhood priorities at their finest! 🚬📝

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

  Commentary:
  🍆 "Some say aubergines belong in the bin, but I say they deserve better – like being a secret agent undercover in the fridge! 🕵️‍♂️ Who knew these sneaky veggies were living a double life? 😂 #FridgeSpy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

  Commentary:
  Toddlers and puppies: masters of mess-making and trash can treasure hunting 🚮🐶 At least with puppies, you can blame it on their sense of smell!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the bin men are trash-talking you, literally! 😂🗑️ Maybe it's time to stage a protest from inside the bin – show them who's boss! 💪💤"

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