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Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

Shared recently on Threads:

Dear Santa, Money!

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

Live now on Twitch:

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

Shared recently on Discord:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Just shared via TikTok:

Overthinkaholic!

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Just shared via Twitch:

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

Just landed via WeChat:

I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

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33 shares on Reddit this month:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

26 shares on X this month:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

16 shares on X this month:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

46 shares on Threads this month:

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

Breaking via Twitch:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Just landed via Reddit:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Just shared via Twitch:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Going viral on YouTube:

If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

Making waves on Instagram:

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

Live now on Snapchat:

If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Just landed via Slack:

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

Going viral on Discord:

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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