Funny bin quotes

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Funny Quotes 1 week ago

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Funny Quotes 1 week ago

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago