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Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Seen just now on Threads:

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Live now on YouTube:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Live now on Pinterest:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Just shared via Threads:

Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

Just landed via YouTube:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Making waves on Reddit:

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

Making waves on Slack:

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

67 shares on Discord this month:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

15 shares on X this month:

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

11 shares on Slack this month:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

73 shares on Slack this month:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

21 shares on Threads this month:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m sick of living through history!

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Going viral on Discord:

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

Just shared via Slack:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Just landed via Slack:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Going viral on Facebook:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Going viral on Twitch:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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