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To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

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Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

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Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Just shared via YouTube:

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Trending via Snapchat:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Shared recently on X:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

Reported on Facebook:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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