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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Reported on Telegram:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Reported on Slack:

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

Spotted on WeChat:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Spotted on WeChat:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Just landed via YouTube:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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I’ve been blocked by better.

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Reported on Pinterest:

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Just shared via Messenger:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Going viral on Reddit:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

Trending via Slack:

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

Trending via Reddit:

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Seen just now on Messenger:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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