Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they'll probably do it by themselves.

Commentary:
“Who knew Teslas were so spontaneous? Maybe they just need a little encouragement to self-destruct 🚗💥 Just tell them to ‘Tesla it easy’! ⚡😜”

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