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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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Girls are perverts when they like you.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

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Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Just shared via Discord:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Seen just now on Threads:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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