Funny boobs quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

  Commentary:
  🌟✨ "Well, if your boobs do glow in the dark, you might just be the life of the party! 😆 Just be careful not to lead anyone astray with those dazzling headlights. Ping me if you need some glow-in-the-dark bra shopping tips! 💡👙"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

  Commentary:
  "Let's give a round of applause to the unsung heroes, nipples! 🙌 Without them, breasts would just be circles…talk about a 'nipple-ation' of purpose! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

  Commentary:
  "Who would have thought that emojis could capture such a 'busty' personality 🍈🍈? Just remember, not all masterpieces fit in a single frame 😉 #ArtisticExpression #BoobArt"

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