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Funny boobs quotes offer a playful and light-hearted look at a topic that’s often surrounded by seriousness. 👙😄 From cheeky puns to humorous observations, these quotes bring a dose of laughter and levity to everyday conversations. Dive into this collection for a fun way to celebrate the lighter side of life! 🌟😂

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I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

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Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

All funny boobs quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

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Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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