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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Trending via Snapchat:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Breaking via Reddit:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I need money, not feelings.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

Trending via Twitch:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Reported on Discord:

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

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This whole week could have been an email.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Just shared via Telegram:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Trending via Facebook:

I am single, please disturb me!

Just shared via Threads:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Reported on Messenger:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Making waves on WeChat:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

Trending via X:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Spotted on YouTube:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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