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Funny bouncer quotes

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025