Funny bouncer quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

  Commentary:
  Looks like love is getting VIP treatment now! 🚫🧡 Seems like the bouncer is keeping out the riff-raff and only allowing top-tier emotions to enter the heart club. 😄 #ExclusiveHeartZone

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this bouncer is about to learn that love not only conquers all, but also protects you from getting your butt kicked! 💪🚨 Better watch out, Mr. Bouncer, this fearless duo is not to be messed with! 😜👊 #CoupleGoals"

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