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My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Just landed via Instagram:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

Just shared via Threads:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Trending via Telegram:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Seen just now on Facebook:

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Going viral on X:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

Making waves on Reddit:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Making waves on Messenger:

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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Trending via YouTube:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Spotted on Pinterest:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Making waves on Instagram:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

Just shared via Discord:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Making waves on Twitch:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Just landed via Twitch:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Reported on WeChat:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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