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Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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216 this month

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Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Making waves on Telegram:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

Going viral on Slack:

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

Shared recently on Slack:

Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.

Making waves on Threads:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Just shared via X:

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Spotted on Facebook:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

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54 shares on Messenger this month:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

46 shares on Discord this month:

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

50 shares on Slack this month:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

19 shares on YouTube this month:

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

13 shares on Messenger this month:

My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

96 shares on WeChat this month:

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

24 shares on WeChat this month:

The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

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I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

Funny Quotes Topics

17,557

Funny Quotes Images

15,485

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,247

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

I remember sex. That was cool.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Pinterest:

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Trending via Threads:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Trending via Facebook:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

Just landed via Instagram:

Not my room, not my elephant.

Just shared via WeChat:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Spotted on WeChat:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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