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Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,325

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Just landed via Snapchat:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

Just landed via Reddit:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Just landed via YouTube:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Reincarnation, in this economy?

Live now on Pinterest:

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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Social Media Stars ⭐

94 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

85 shares on X this month:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

53 shares on Messenger this month:

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

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Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,584

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Instagram:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’ve named my couch American Idle.

Breaking via X:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Making waves on Messenger:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Live now on TikTok:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Just landed via Telegram:

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

Spotted on Reddit:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Just shared via Threads:

I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

Just shared via Slack:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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