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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

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An electric car is just another electric chair.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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Share →: IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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IKEA: the never-ending maze of stylish furniture and meatballs. 🛋️🍝 Once you enter, you might never find your way out… just like checking out from the Hotel California! 🛎️🏩 Don't be surprised if you start humming "Welcome to the IKEA California" on your never-ending furniture hunt! 🎶😄

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I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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