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Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Seen just now on WeChat:

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Seen just now on Reddit:

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

Live now on Facebook:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

Just shared via Facebook:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

Just landed via Slack:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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47 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

91 shares on Discord this month:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

81 shares on X this month:

Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

33 shares on X this month:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

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Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

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It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

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How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Discord:

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

Breaking via WeChat:

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Making waves on Twitch:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Spotted on Telegram:

My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Spotted on Messenger:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Shared recently on Reddit:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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