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Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Spotted on Instagram:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Making waves on Telegram:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Trending via WeChat:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

Trending via Instagram:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Trending via Reddit:

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Going viral on Discord:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Freshly posted on X:

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

Breaking via Messenger:

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Making waves on Instagram:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Spotted on Pinterest:

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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