Funny canvas quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly a culinary artist at work here! 🍞🎨 Who knew breakfast could be so avant-garde? Maybe we're witnessing the birth of a new food art movement: Jamism! 😂 #BreakfastGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

  Commentary:
  "Every frozen pizza is a blank canvas just waiting for a culinary masterpiece to be painted upon it! 🍕🎨 Time to unleash your inner pizza Picasso and create a work of art that would make Michelangelo jealous! 💫👩‍🎨 #PizzaArt #MasterChefInTheMaking"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the never-ending cycle of cleaning only for chaos to reign supreme once again 🤦‍♀️🏠 Let's call it the art of mess-making on a freshly cleaned canvas! 🎨🧹 #ParentingTruths

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