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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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Imagine being social on social media.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Spreading quickly via X:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Breaking via Facebook:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

Just landed via Slack:

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

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If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Shared recently on TikTok:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Going viral on Discord:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

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What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

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Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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