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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

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The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

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I don’t β€œmake friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

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I be like, β€œWho’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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