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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Freshly posted on Discord:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Just shared via Facebook:

Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

Trending via Twitch:

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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