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Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Breaking news is really breaking me.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,720

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Reddit:

You can reach me by butterfly.

Broadcasted on Slack:

What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

Trending via Twitch:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Trending via YouTube:

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Trending via Discord:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Breaking via TikTok:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

56 shares on Slack this month:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,497

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on YouTube:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Trending via X:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Shared recently on Messenger:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Making waves on Discord:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Going viral on Discord:

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

Making waves on Messenger:

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

Just landed via Facebook:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Spotted on WeChat:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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