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Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Did you seriously just pique my interest?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,504

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,639

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Facebook:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Shared recently on X:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

Making waves on TikTok:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Spotted on Reddit:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Just landed via Facebook:

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

99 shares on WeChat this month:

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

13 shares on Discord this month:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

52 shares on X this month:

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,504

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,493

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Slack:

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Just landed via Slack:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

Just landed via TikTok:

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Shared recently on Threads:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Breaking via Instagram:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

Spotted on Reddit:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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