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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Going viral on Snapchat:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Just shared via Telegram:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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Funny Cheetos quotes are the perfect blend of cheesy humor and snack-time vibes 🧀😂 Whether you’re munching solo or sharing with friends, these witty lines add extra crunch to your day 🌟🔥 Get ready to snack, laugh, and maybe even get a little orange on your fingers — because Cheetos aren’t just tasty, they’re downright hilarious! 🎉🔥🧡

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4 months ago
Share →: My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Commentary:
Looks like we've got a future food critic in the making – toothpaste reviews by day and snack critiques by night! Who knew that a kid's taste buds could be so discerning? Perhaps we should start a "Spice Level Ratings for Kids" chart to navigate the fine line between dental hygiene and fiery snacks!
5 months ago
Share →: Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Commentary:
"Me trying to motivate myself like the Peloton guy – 'two more Cheetos, one more Cheeto!' 🚴‍♂️🧀 #FitnessGoals #SnackAttacks"
5 months ago
Share →: Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

Commentary:
"Who said fitness couldn't be cheesy? 🧀💪 Crunching on those delicious Cheetos is definitely a cardio workout for your taste buds! 😄 #FitnessGoals"

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Breaking via Reddit:

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

Just landed via Twitch:

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

Going viral on Instagram:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

Shared recently on Discord:

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Live now on Reddit:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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