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Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

Spotted on Slack:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Making waves on Threads:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Seen just now on Slack:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

Shared recently on X:

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

Seen just now on Facebook:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Going bananas on Threads:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

10 shares on Discord this month:

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

74 shares on WeChat this month:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,639

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

Spotted on Facebook:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Going bananas on Instagram:

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

Making waves on Reddit:

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Live now on WeChat:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

Going viral on Telegram:

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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