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Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Trending via Discord:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

Trending via Discord:

The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Going viral on Messenger:

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Spotted on Twitch:

Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

Live now on WeChat:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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48 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

62 shares on Discord this month:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

70 shares on X this month:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

38 shares on X this month:

Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

Going viral on Messenger:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Just landed via X:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Just landed via X:

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

Just shared via WeChat:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Spotted on Discord:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

Shared recently on Threads:

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

Going bananas on Messenger:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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