This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

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Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?