Funny climb quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the audacity of assuming I possess the vitality to conquer even a gentle incline for a mere matter of principle. 🏔️😅 Perhaps I'll just roll down the hill instead, much easier on the knees! 🤣 #LazyButSmart"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the evolution of human laziness! Why break a sweat outdoors when you can conquer the almighty staircase in all its glory? 🧗‍♂️ Who needs the thrill of clinging to a cliff when you can bravely tackle the treacherous journey from the first floor to the second… and maybe even the third if you're feeling extra adventurous? 😂 Just remember, the real challenge isn't the climb itself but trying to look cool while doing it with your office bag

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