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Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Making waves on WeChat:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Going viral on Instagram:

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Just landed via X:

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Live now on Snapchat:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

Making waves on WeChat:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

68 shares on Telegram this month:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

67 shares on Discord this month:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

33 shares on Slack this month:

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

82 shares on Discord this month:

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

60 shares on Threads this month:

“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

22 shares on Telegram this month:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

69 shares on X this month:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,723

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Going viral on Discord:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Making waves on Facebook:

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Just shared via Discord:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Spotted on Discord:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Live now on Messenger:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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