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Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

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Seen just now on Instagram:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Making waves on Pinterest:

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Shared recently on Threads:

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

Spotted on Telegram:

Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.

Making waves on Twitch:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Going viral on YouTube:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Broadcasted on X:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Going viral on Telegram:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I should’ve existed as a tree.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

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Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Twitch:

I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

Making waves on Pinterest:

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

Just shared via Messenger:

Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

Seen just now on Messenger:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Seen just now on Messenger:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

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