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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Just landed via YouTube:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

Just shared via X:

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Reported on Discord:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Trending via Pinterest:

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Making waves on Twitch:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Going viral on Reddit:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

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