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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

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My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

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Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

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The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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Funny consistency quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of sticking with habits and routines 😄💪 Whether you’re perfectly consistent or delightfully inconsistent, these witty sayings will make you laugh while reminding you that persistence doesn’t have to be boring 🙃✨ Get ready to smile and maybe rethink how you approach your daily grind with some lighthearted wisdom! 😂🔥

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Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Live now on Twitch:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Making waves on Snapchat:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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Math is like Chinese to me.

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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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