Funny consistency quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the dedication to staying single is truly unmatched! 🤣 Who needs cupid's arrow when you've got consistency on your side? Here's to a year of flying solo like a boss! 🎯 #ConsistentAndContent"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fluctuating emotions when you've got consistent love for yourself? 💁‍♂️❤️ #ForeverMyOwnValentine"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'I love change, as long as everything stays exactly the same' approach. 🤣 Embracing change while seeking comfort in familiarity, a true masterpiece in contradicting oneself! 🔄🤷‍♂️"

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