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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

Trending via Instagram:

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

Just landed via Messenger:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Spotted on Messenger:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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Funny consistency quotes

Funny consistency quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of sticking with habits and routines 😄💪 Whether you’re perfectly consistent or delightfully inconsistent, these witty sayings will make you laugh while reminding you that persistence doesn’t have to be boring 🙃✨ Get ready to smile and maybe rethink how you approach your daily grind with some lighthearted wisdom! 😂🔥

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

1 month ago

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

1 month ago

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

2 months ago

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Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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Just landed via WeChat:

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Just landed via Threads:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Spotted on Threads:

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Spotted on WeChat:

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

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Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

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