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Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Is this art or trash?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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15,374

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Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Instagram:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Making waves on X:

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

Just landed via Pinterest:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Freshly posted on X:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

Just landed via Instagram:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Seen just now on Messenger:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

Trending via WeChat:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

26 shares on Instagram this month:

“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

51 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,239

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via LinkedIn:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Going viral on Slack:

My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

Going viral on Messenger:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

Making waves on Reddit:

I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Going viral on Facebook:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Spotted on Discord:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Just landed via Slack:

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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