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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

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Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

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I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

Just landed via Telegram:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Just landed via Discord:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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