Funny crossing quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

  Commentary:
  "Just hoping the Horsemen swipe right! 🐴🤞💀 #ApocalypseDating"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, world! This pedestrian means business 💪🚶‍♂️ Don't underestimate their commitment to zebra stripes and justice! 🦓 #CrosswalkWarrior"

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