Commentary:
Playing "Who's that?" with Tom Cruise is like asking "Is water wet?" π€π¬
Funny cruise quotes
Whoβs going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?
The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.
At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.
What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question of Tom Cruise and his need for speed! It's like trying to choose between a race car and a cheetah on caffeine. With his running skills, he could probably outrun a speeding bullet train. So, what's your pick? 'Mission: Impossible'? 'Minority Report'? Or maybe the classic 'Top Gun' where he runs with the wind beneath his wings? Whichever it is, just remember, in the world of Tom Cruise, the
“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.
My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.
Commentary:
Ah, the joys of sick-day warfare! π₯ When your body turns into a battlefield and the cough drop becomes the unexpected hero launching across the room like a fearless warrior on a mission. π Who knew a sneeze could be so dramatic and a cough drop such a daredevil? Watch out, world, you've got a new cruise missile in town, and it's minty fresh! ππ€§ #SickDayMissions