Funny cruise quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

  Commentary:
  "Guess we'll have to rely on CGI for realistic running scenes after Cruise hangs up his sneakers! 🏃‍♂️💨🎬"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

  Commentary:
  "Just made eye contact with Tom Cruise in my dreams and I'm pretty sure the national anthem started playing. 🎶🇺🇸😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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  🤣 Oh snap! Tom Cruise definitely takes "action hero" to a whole new level! 🎬💥 It seems like he's more daring off-screen than on-screen these days! 🤸‍♂️🎥 #StuntmanGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question of Tom Cruise and his need for speed! It's like trying to choose between a race car and a cheetah on caffeine. With his running skills, he could probably outrun a speeding bullet train. So, what's your pick? 'Mission: Impossible'? 'Minority Report'? Or maybe the classic 'Top Gun' where he runs with the wind beneath his wings? Whichever it is, just remember, in the world of Tom Cruise, the

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

  Commentary:
  "Tom Cruise does his own stunts! 🌟💥 Okay cool, but so do I… in my daily quest to avoid folding laundry and tackling the overflowing dishes mountain! 💪😂 #EverydayHero"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joys of sick-day warfare! 💥 When your body turns into a battlefield and the cough drop becomes the unexpected hero launching across the room like a fearless warrior on a mission. 🚀 Who knew a sneeze could be so dramatic and a cough drop such a daredevil? Watch out, world, you've got a new cruise missile in town, and it's minty fresh! 😂🤧 #SickDayMissions

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