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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Shared recently on Slack:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Just shared via Twitch:

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I would like even faster food.

Going bananas on Instagram:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Breaking via Reddit:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

Trending via WeChat:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Making waves on Facebook:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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24 shares on Messenger this month:

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

15 shares on Discord this month:

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

92 shares on Messenger this month:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

54 shares on X this month:

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Spotted on Instagram:

Therapy? I have Spotify.

Going viral on Discord:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Seen just now on Messenger:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Making waves on TikTok:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Making waves on Pinterest:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

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