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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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Relationship status: I love my bed.

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