Funny cultured quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like a lazy couch potato next to this overachieving yogurt 🥴🥄 Maybe I should sign up for some self-improvement classes! 💪🏼 #YogurtGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, with all that knowledge and sophistication, I might as well start calling you Yogurt! 🧐🍦 Just remember, the more cultured you are, the less likely you'll curdle under pressure! 😉🥄"

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