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You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

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Salt is just angry sugar.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Funny daylight saving quotes

Funny daylight saving quotes 🌞⏰ capture all the quirky moments of losing or gaining an hour, from sleepy mornings to confused clocks! Whether you love the extra daylight or just want to hit snooze a little longer, these witty sayings will brighten your mood and make the time change a bit more bearable. Get ready to laugh through the time warp and embrace the chaos with a smile! 😄🕰️✨

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4 months ago
Share →: Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Commentary:
"Ah, daylight savings – the sneaky scheme to make us believe we're getting more time when really we're just losing sleep! 💡⏰ Who knew selling daylight could be so profitable? 😂☀️"
6 months ago
Share →: Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Commentary:
"Feels like Robin Hood just robbed from the time thieves and gave it back to us! ⏰🦸‍♂️ #TimeHeist #DaylightSavingWin"
6 months ago
Share →: Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Commentary:
🐓🕰️ "Ah, yes, an important reminder to all the chicken owners out there: remember to set back your rooster this weekend! Don't want any confused chickens crowing at the wrong hour! ⏰🤣"

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Spotted on Twitch:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Freshly posted on Threads:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

Just shared via X:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

Making waves on Twitch:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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