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Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

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Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

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Dec 12, 2025

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Seen just now on YouTube:

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

Spotted on Reddit:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

Seen just now on Discord:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

Just landed via WeChat:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Trending via Discord:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Going viral on Threads:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Seen just now on WeChat:

When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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Funny developer quotes

Funny developer quotes are the perfect way to debug your day with a smile 😄💻! Whether you’re buried in code or chasing that elusive bug 🐞, these witty lines capture the highs, lows, and hilarious moments of life behind the screen. Get ready to LOL 🤣 and relate as we dive into the quirky world of programming humor that every coder secretly loves! 🚀👩‍💻

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

1 month ago
bug, bugs, developer, finding, humor, irony, joke, love, nature, only, programming, spider, technology, web, web developer
A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

1 month ago
alcohol, area, bar, beer, developer, drink, drinking, drinks, expert, humor, nightclub, nightlife, place, place to drink, places, pub, seo, SEO expert, tavern, walk, web, web developer
Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

3 months ago
adult, adult industry, collar, corporate, corporate office, developer, humor, imagine, industry, job, office, office job, Pornhub, weird, weird job, whatever, white, white collar, working, workplace, workplace humor
Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

3 months ago
algorithm, complaint, customer, customer service, developer, humor, i, manager, service, speak, want

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Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

Making waves on Slack:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

Trending via Telegram:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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