Funny diamond quotes

• Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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  2 months ago

  diamond, humor, idea, love, relationship, romantic, setting

• Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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  2 months ago

  believe, diamond, Earth, hardest, hardest substance, head, humor, husband, people, reality, relationship, stubborn, substance

• A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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  2 months ago

  day, diamond, every, forever, grudge, humor, me, parenting, random, relationship, sarcasm, stuff, teen

• It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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  4 months ago

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