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Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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Making waves on Instagram:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Going viral on Messenger:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Spotted on Reddit:

Work for a living? In this economy?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

Just landed via WeChat:

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Trending via Messenger:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

Spotted on Slack:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Funny disappointed quotes

Funny disappointed quotes bring a hilarious twist to those everyday letdowns we all face 🙃✨ When life doesn’t go as planned, why not laugh it off with a clever, witty line? From minor mishaps to big oops moments, these quotes turn disappointment into pure comedy gold 😂🎉 Get ready to smile through the sighs and find joy in the unexpected!

New funny disappointed quotes 👇

8 hours ago
Share →: Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

Commentary:
We'd better start doing push-ups, or Skynet's going to send us a disappointed emoji! 🤖💪😆
2 weeks ago
Share →: I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

Commentary:
Guess we're all just failing to impress each other here 🎭🚫🤷‍♂️
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Commentary:
When your math skills are as useful as a chocolate teapot 🤔📚🍫
2 weeks ago
Share →: The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

Commentary:
When the bedtime becomes the highlight of your day, you know youre winning at adulthood! 😴😆 #LivingTheDream
1 month ago
Share →: Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Commentary:
"Finally a political strategy I can get behind! 🤔🗳️ Zero expectations, zero disappointments! 😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, just sigh and go, 'Why am I not surprised, citrus?' 🍋🤷‍♂️😆"
4 months ago
Share →: Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

Commentary:
"Seems like the universal remote control is not so 'universal' after all! 🤷‍♂️🌌 Next time, aim for a model that comes with a galaxy-sized battery pack! 🔮😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons 🍋, sometimes all you can do is make a dramatic exit like Caesar! 🚶‍♂️💨 #DisappointedButDramatic"
6 months ago
Share →: I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimism of a night owl facing the day! 🦉😂 Stay strong, my friend, you'll have plenty of time for disappointment later! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Commentary:
💌 When I show up at the post office, it's like I've just announced a major plot twist in a telenovela! The look of shock on the post office worker's face is truly priceless. I mean, who knew mailing a package could cause such a commotion? 😂 #PostOfficeDrama #SurpriseDelivery

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Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Snapchat:

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Going viral on Threads:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Just landed via YouTube:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Just shared via Twitch:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Spotted on WeChat:

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Shared recently on X:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Spotted on Pinterest:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

Making waves on Twitch:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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