Funny disappointed quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

  Commentary:
  "Finally a political strategy I can get behind! 🤔🗳️ Zero expectations, zero disappointments! 😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just sigh and go, 'Why am I not surprised, citrus?' 🍋🤷‍♂️😆"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like the universal remote control is not so 'universal' after all! 🤷‍♂️🌌 Next time, aim for a model that comes with a galaxy-sized battery pack! 🔮😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons 🍋, sometimes all you can do is make a dramatic exit like Caesar! 🚶‍♂️💨 #DisappointedButDramatic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal optimism of a night owl facing the day! 🦉😂 Stay strong, my friend, you'll have plenty of time for disappointment later! 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

  Commentary:
  💌 When I show up at the post office, it's like I've just announced a major plot twist in a telenovela! The look of shock on the post office worker's face is truly priceless. I mean, who knew mailing a package could cause such a commotion? 😂 #PostOfficeDrama #SurpriseDelivery

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