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Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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2 months ago

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So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

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4 months ago

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81 shares on WhatsApp this month.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

96 shares on X this month:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

62 shares on Discord this month:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

21 shares on Telegram this month:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

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Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

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Not my room, not my elephant.

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Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

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