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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

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No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Just shared via Twitch:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Trending via Messenger:

My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

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Share →: I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on TikTok:

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Just shared via YouTube:

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

Shared recently on Twitch:

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Going viral on Instagram:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Making waves on YouTube:

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

Live now on Instagram:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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