Commentary:
"Who needs words when you've got voodoo dolls? 😏 Talk about adulting with a twist! 🧙♂️🪨 #PuppetMaster"
Funny doll quotes
Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.
Commentary:
"Good news for antique doll collectors! 🎎 Keep calm and carry on with your doll collection – they're probably too busy looking fabulous to plan any murderous schemes! 🪆🔪 #DollsJustWannaHaveFun"
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.
Commentary:
"Dear mysterious voodoo doll handler, do us all a favor and let the poor doll take a day off! Maybe send her on a tropical vacation instead? 🏝️🌺 #WorkDrama #VoodooMagic"
Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.
Commentary:
Well, someone has definitely been snooping around in Barbie's closet! 🙈 Let's hope Ken doesn't find out, or there might be some plastic drama on their hands! 💁♂️👸 #ClosetConfessions #BarbieExposé
Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?
Commentary:
"Sounds like your voodoo doll is gearing up for a wild night out! 💸👖 Who knew voodoo could be so stylish and financially savvy at the same time? The only question now is, does the doll need a matching top to complete the look? 🤔😂"