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Funny doll quotes

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

2 weeks ago

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

3 months ago

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

3 months ago

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

3 months ago

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

3 months ago

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

3 months ago