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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Reported on WeChat:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Just shared via Slack:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Reported on YouTube:

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Just landed via Discord:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

Seen just now on Twitch:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Making waves on Facebook:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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