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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

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Talents: eating!

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

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Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I will never stop being a quitter!

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

Spotted on Threads:

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Reported on Messenger:

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

Live now on TikTok:

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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Broadcasted on Discord:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Going viral on YouTube:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Live now on X:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Just shared via Twitch:

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Just landed via Messenger:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Going viral on YouTube:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Breaking via Messenger:

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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