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Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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Just shared via Messenger:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I was dropped as an adult.

Breaking via Snapchat:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Going viral on Threads:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Trending via Telegram:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Spotted on X:

I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

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Funny dress code quotes are the perfect way to lighten up those boring outfit rules and bring some 😂 and 🎉 to your wardrobe woes. Whether you’re stuck in a stuffy office or just love a good fashion laugh, these witty sayings will have you looking at dress codes with a whole new vibe 😎👗. Ready to dress up your day with some humor? Let’s dive in!

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88 shares on Telegram this month:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

61 shares on Slack this month:

Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

18 shares on Slack this month:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

23 shares on Facebook this month:

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

43 shares on Twitch this month:

I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

38 shares on Discord this month:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

92 shares on X this month:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

How did Satoshi write the code of Bitcoin before Claude?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

Trending via Reddit:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

Just shared via Discord:

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

Breaking via Snapchat:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Going viral on TikTok:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

Going viral on Instagram:

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

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