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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

Spotted on X:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

Freshly posted on X:

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Just landed via WeChat:

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Trending via Twitch:

I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

Broadcasted on X:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Trending via Facebook:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Making waves on WeChat:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

Going viral on Telegram:

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Seen just now on Slack:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Making waves on Slack:

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Going viral on Telegram:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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