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Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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Just shared via Snapchat:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

Just landed via Facebook:

I think my type is a nice person.

Shared recently on Discord:

If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

Spotted on Twitch:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Shared recently on Slack:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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79 shares on Reddit this month:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

45 shares on X this month:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

29 shares on Slack this month:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

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No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

My favorite color is sunshine.

Just landed via Slack:

Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

Shared recently on X:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Trending via Twitch:

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Just landed via TikTok:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Just shared via X:

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

Just landed via YouTube:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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